A thought: How big can you make a toy and have it still be alive? Because there are those three-foot barbies you used to see all the time. And what about adult weeaboo toys? Like those super-poseable ero figures? Some nerd gives 'em a white-wash, and after he leaves they come to life screaming in disgust at what's seeped into unwashable areas of their dolljoints...

Or maybe they'd have a sort of rationalization for it. "He does it because he loves us," they'd say. "He'll always love us." Then he gets arrested for child pornography, and you get Toy Story 3, but with adult toys, and in an evidence locker instead of a day care.